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The week of 12/19:
Tip:
How to address a telemarketer:
"I'm under 19 and my mom said not to talk to strangers."
Joke:
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Challenge:
Fill out an application for a job that you're nowhere near qualified for and see if you get a response. Worth a shot, right?
Fun Fact:
Snakes can predict earthquakes.
If you live in California, make sure you always have a few around.
The week of 12/4:
Tip:
Remember that if you want to be somebody, make sure you're specific.
Joke:
If you steal a Tesla, is it then called an Edison?
Challenge:
Hold your breath for 20 seconds every time someone asks you a question.
Also, don't die.
Fun Fact:
In 2006, an Australian man tried to auction New Zealand on eBay and got bids up to $3,000 before eBay officials shut it down.
Party poopers.
The week of 10/30:
Tip:
If you do something that you think you'll regret in the morning, sleep until noon.
Joke:
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
Challenge:
Text someone you haven't talked to in over 6 months and see how they're doing.
Fun Fact:
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
The week of 10/23:
Tip:
Don't count your chicken coops before they hatchback.
Or something like that.
Joke:
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Nevermind. I shouldn't be spreading it.
Challenge:
Ask 10 people to spell "diarrhea" and see how many people get it.
Fun fact:
Pilots and their co-pilots are required to eat different meals before flights so that they don’t both end up with food poisoning.
The week of 10/16:
Tip:
Always have a knife with you. You know, in case of cheesecake or something.
Joke:
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
WE'RE GAME-MAKERS, NOT JOKE-MAKERS. CUT US SOME SLACK.
Challenge:
Shake the hands of 50 strangers and don't explain why you're doing it. Just walk away...
Fun Fact:
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want
Tip of the week (5/22):
If you're planning on shopping for camo clothing, you won't find any, so make sure you have a plan B.
Joke of the week (5/22):
The word "abbreviation" is pretty long considering what it means.
Challenge of the week (5/22):
Go to the library and quietly cheer people on as they read.
Fun fact of the week (5/22):
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
The week of 5/15 -
Tip:
If you're planning on writing a novel, it can take upwards of a year or more, so just go buy one for $20-$30 instead.
Joke:
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
Challenge:
Hug two strangers.
Unless you're in prison.
Fun fact:
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The week of 5/8 -
Tip:
Work together to make a better world. A world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Joke:
We have some roof jokes for you.
The first one's on the house.
Challenge:
Walk backwards through a mall. What's the worst that could happen? Also, don't sue us.
Fun fact:
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The week of 5/1 -
Tip:
Cookies have very few vitamins, so you'll need to eat 5x the recommended amount for them to be healthy.
Joke:
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
Challenge:
Wear Crocs with socks and don't look like a dork.
Fun fact:
There's a demand for horseshoe crab blood on the black market.
The week of 4/24 -
Tip:
Live today like there's only tomorrow's yesterday.
Joke:
My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
Challenge:
Find a pogo stick without using the internet.
Fun fact:
Some golf balls are filled with honey.
There's a reason for this. We assume...?
Tip of the week (4/17):
Enjoy donuts while you still can, because tomorrow, you might have more.
Joke of the week (4/17):
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me another beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks perplexed. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?"
The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
Challenge of the week (4/17):
Order some food at a restaurant and when you get the bill, TIP AT LEAST 20%. Quit being stingy. You know who you are out there...
Fun fact of the week (4/17):
President Nixon was an accomplished musician. He played five instruments, including the accordion.
The week of 4/10 -
Tip:
Treat life like a box of chocolates:
Don't eat the coconut ones.
Or something like that...
Joke:
Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Challenge:
Yodel every time you see a police car this week.
Fun fact:
Sixty percent of the World’s lakes (three million total) are located in Canada.
The week of 4/3 -
Tip:
If you're writing something in pen and make a mistake, just go get a glass of wine and drink it.
You don't need that negativity in your life.
Joke:
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Challenge:
Keep looking at your watch nervously in a crowded place.
Fun fact:
Putting sugar on a cut will make it heal faster.
The week of 3/20 -
Tip:
If your sink is full of dirty dishes, put some clean dishes in the draining rack so it looks like you’re working on it.
Joke:
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Challenge:
Don't climb into the back of any strange vans for 24 hours straight.
It may be tough, but we believe you can resist.
Fun fact:
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain.
Tip of the week (3/13):
If you're always late to work, make up for it by leaving early.
Joke of the week (3/13):
My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
Challenge of the week (3/13):
Make up a name for an element on the periodic table and ask a nutritionist how much of it you should consume on a daily basis.
Fun fact of the week (3/13):
Earwax is technically a form of sweat.
Tip of the week (3/6):
When people say "Nothing is impossible", do nothing all day and prove them wrong.
Joke of the week (3/6):
"If you fall, I'll be there." - The floor
Challenge of the week (3/6):
Try to convince someone that Michael Jackson is still alive.
Fun fact of the week (3/6):
When Lady Gaga went to NYU, a group of students started a Facebook group about how she would never be famous.
Tip of the week (2/27):
They say you attract what you fear, so just be afraid of a lot of money.
Joke of the week (2/27):
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear...
Challenge of the week (2/27):
Speak in pig latin for the next 24 hours.
Fun fact of the week (2/27):
Only 5% of the ocean has been explored.
Tip of the week (2/20):
Never do a whole job when a half job will do.
Joke of the week (2/20):
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
Challenge of the week (2/20):
Say "Good evening" all morning and "Good morning" all evening.
Fun fact of the week (2/20):
Riding a roller coaster could help you pass a kidney stone. It's true, so you're welcome. Your medical bill will be in the mail.
Tip of the week (1/23):
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life, so make it count.
Joke of the week (1/23):
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Challenge of the week (1/23):
Nod your head for 5 hours straight without throwing up.
Fun fact of the week (1/23):
Australia is wider than the moon.
Tip of the week (1/16):
Look up a song lyric of which you never knew what they were saying and always filled in the blank with your own words.
You'll probably still like your version better, but at least you'll finally know what they actually said.
Joke of the week (1/16):
Why did the old man walk into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Challenge of the week (1/16):
Don't look behind you at all today.
Hopefully it doesn't happen to be the one day that Jason Voorhees is coming after you.
Fun fact of the week (1/16):
MLB umpires are required to wear black underwear in case they split their pants.
Tip of the week (1/9):
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Stay. Alert.
Joke of the week (1/9):
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Challenge of the week (1/9):
The Sylvester Stallone challenge - Talk out of one side of your mouth for an hour.
Fun fact of the week (1/9):
Monaco's orchestra is bigger than it's army.
Tip of the week (1/2):
If you didn't need bail money or have a body count, your rough week could have been worse.
Joke of the week (1/2):
A man tells his doctor "Doc, help me! I'm addicted to Twitter!".
The doctor replies "I'm sorry, I don't follow."
Challenge of the week (1/2):
Try to do everything with only one hand for the day.
Fun fact of the week (1/2):
A small town in Italy has a fountain that serves free wine.
Bring some back with you for us.
Tip of the week (12/26):
If life gives you lemons today, squirt someone in the eye with one.
Why should you be the only person having a bad day?
Joke of the week (12/26):
A bear walks into a bar and says "Give me a whiskey and ..................... coke.".
The bartender says "Why the big pause?".
The bear says "I don't know. I was born with them.".
Challenge of the week (12/26):
Say only nice things about people all day.
Fun fact of the week (12/26):
More than two percent of the American population was killed during the Civil War.
Tip of the week (12/19):
Replace the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and then wait...
Joke of the week (12/19):
What did the mime say to the audience?
Nothing. He held his character because he's a professional.
Challenge of the week (12/19):
Walk backwards for 20 minutes/day - preferably not near a busy street.
Fun fact of the week (12/19):
The Philippines consists of 7,641 islands.
Tip of the week (12/12):
If people are talking about you behind your back, just fart.
Joke of the week (12/12):
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
Challenge of the week (12/12):
Don't use your phone for 24 hours and then use it for 24 hours straight the following day. Life is about balance.
Fun fact of the week (12/12):
There are parts of Africa in all 4 hemispheres.
Tip of the week (12/5):
If you call it "cauliflower juice", vodka could be considered a health drink.
Joke of the week (12/5):
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
Challenge of the week (12/5):
Ask your boss if they believe in love at first sight and follow that by asking what they're doing next Thursday.
Fun fact of the week (12/5):
Weighing in at 0.05 to 0.07 ounces, with a head-to-body length of 1.14 to 1.29 inches and a wingspan of 5.1 to 5.7 inches, the bumblebee bat is the smallest mammal in the world
Tip of the week (11/28):
To increase your chances of winning the lottery, buy as many tickets as you can afford.
Joke of the week (11/28):
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
We'll go grab a bucket to collect all of the groans...
Question of the week (11/28):
Would you rather beat the worst or lose to the best?
Fun fact of the week (11/28):
On average, kids ask around 300 questions every day, or one question every two-and-a-half minutes.
Tip of the week (11/21):
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is to eat 30% of their ice cream.
Joke of the week (11/21):
Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
Question of the week (11/21):
Would you rather get slapped by a monkey every day at an unexpected time or have a cup of cold water dumped on your head every morning when you wake up?
Fun fact of the week (11/21):
What’s inside a Kit Kat? Broken Kit Kats that are damaged during production—they get ground up and go between the wafers inside, along with cocoa and sugar.
Tip of the week (11/14):
No one looks like their profile picture; Especially if the picture is an animal or scenic view.
Joke of the week (11/14):
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility.
There are so few of us left.
Wish of the week (11/14):
We wish for a way to cut in virtual line when on hold with a company. We'll let you all know if it comes true.
Fun fact of the week (11/14):
There are no muscles in your fingers. Their function is controlled by muscles in your palms and arms.
Tip of the week (11/7):
If you wait until the last minute to do it, it only takes a minute to do it.
Joke of the week (11/7):
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
"Idiot calling 911" of the week (11/7):
A man called 911 because he was out of breath due to running from the police.
People this dumb actually exist in the world and they might even be right next to you. Or maybe they ARE you...
Fun fact of the week (11/7):
People wore fake moles (or "beauty patches") made of velvet, silk, or mouse skin in the 18th century as a fashion statement.
You read that right... mouse skin. Excuse us while we go throw up.
Tip of the week (10/31):
Accept who you are, unless you're a serial killer.
Joke of the week (10/31):
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND THIS KIND OF QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT??
"That can't be a real name" of the week (10/31):
"Sincerely Yours 98 Pascual"
Who needs a baby name book when you have us to find the best names for you?
Fun fact of the week (10/31):
You fart on average 14 times a day, and each fart travels from your body at 7 mph.
We recommend putting this on your resume.
Tip of the week (10/24):
Whenever you think the world might end, just remember that it's tomorrow in Australia and they're still alive.
Joke of the week (10/24):
It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells down by the seashore.
Pet peeve of the week (10/24):
When someone wastes your time for no reason and you know that you have better things to do, so the idea of your time being wasted extremely frustrates you but you have to decide if it's worth addressing them about the fact that they wasted your time because, at that point, you're spending more time talking to them about it and now adding to the wasted time that initially frustrated you, but at the same time, you don't want them to get away with it and not realize that they shouldn't be doing things like that to people because time is money and then, at some point, you realize that this paragraph kind of did the exact thing it's talking about and maybe you hate us now.
Oh, and run-on sentences.
Fun fact of the week (10/24):
The Nobel Peace Prize is named for Alfred Nobel, the inventor of dynamite.
Oh, the irony...
Tip of the week (10/17):
Joke of the week (10/17):
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
"Thing you probably do" of the week (10/17):
Carefully inspect an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want.
Fun fact of the week (10/17):
When we breathe in and out of our nose during the day, one nostril does most of the work at a time, with the duties switching every several hours. This is the reason why—when our nose gets stuffed up—it does so one nostril at a time.
Tip of the week (10/10):
Keep a note in your wallet labeled "pin numbers" with 3 incorrect pin numbers written below it.
ATM's keep your card after 3 failed attempts.
Joke of the week (10/10):
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. We lied about the wheels.
Inspirational celebrity quote of the week (10/10):
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa," - Britney Spears
Fun fact of the week (10/10):
German chocolate cake is named after a guy named Sam German, not the country.
Tip of the week (10/3):
If you leave your windshield wipers up every time you park, meter maids won't have any way to leave a ticket on your car. Park anywhere you want, whenever you want. You're welcome.
Don't actually do this, dummy.
Joke of the week (10/3):
If the number 666 is an evil number, is 25.8069 the root of all evil?
Weird book title of the week (10/3):
"The man who mistook his wife for a hat and other clinical tales." - Oliver Sacks
Fun fact of the week (10/3):
The 10th U.S. President, John Tyler, was born in 1790 and has a grandson that is still alive today. President Tyler was 63 when his son Lyon Tyler was born in 1853; Lyon’s son was born when he was 75. President Tyler’s living grandson (Harrison Tyler) is 92.
Tip of the week (9/26):
When searching plane tickets online, delete your cookies.
Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times.
Joke of the week (9/26):
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
"Kid movie that probably shouldn't be a kid movie" of the week (9/26):
All Dogs Go to Heaven
Gambling, robbery, murder, and a scene where a dog dreams he’s in hell - All of the essential heart-warming elements needed to feed a young mind.
Fun fact of the week (9/26):
Russia has more surface area than Pluto.
Tip of the week (9/19):
If you're in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.
Joke of the week (9/19):
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
"Law you probably didn't know about" of the week (9/19):
All Canadian radio stations are required, by law, to play Canadian artists on the airwaves at least 35 percent of the time.
Fun fact of the week (9/19):
Before the invention of modern false teeth, dentures were commonly made from the teeth of dead soldiers.
Excuse us while we go lose our lunch.
Tip of the week (9/12):
Count your eggs before they hatch.
That way you'll know if someone steals one of them.
Joke of the week (9/12):
I was kidnapped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things to me...
"Town you probably shouldn't move to" of the week (9/12):
Bitter End, Tennessee.
Yes, it's a real town. Take your chances, if you want. It was nice knowing you.
Fun fact of the week (9/12):
The wood frog can hold its pee for up to 8 months.
Children can hold it until 5 minutes after getting in a car when they were already asked twelve times if they had to go and they repeatedly said "no".
Tip of the week (9/5):
If you're going "#2" and you don't want anyone to hear it, just cover up the sounds by yelling every time something is coming out.
Joke of the week (9/5):
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
"Plague that would actually be kind of nice" of the week (9/5):
A swarm of swimming pools that fall from the sky but then touch down gently in our back yards.
Fun fact of the week (9/5):
No number before 1,000 contains the letter "A" when spelled out.
Stop counting. Just take our word for it.
Tip of the week (8/29):
If something goes wrong in your life, just yell "PLOT TWIST!" and move on.
Joke of the week (8/29):
Person 1: "What are you planting?"
Person 2: "The seed of doubt."
Person 1: "That's the worst joke I've ever heard... Or is it the best?"
"Thing not to do while being chased by a masked killer" of the week (8/29):
Trip.
Fun fact of the week (8/29):
Andrew Jackson's parrot had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn't stop swearing.
Tip of the week (8/22):
E.G. is used for examples.
I.E. is used for clarification.
F.U. is used for frustration.
Joke of the week (8/22):
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Exercise regimen of the week (8/22):
1. Chest – Barbell Bench Press – 4 sets of 8 reps
2. Back – Lat-pulldowns – 4 sets of 10 reps
3. Shoulders – Seated Dumbbell Press – 4 sets of 10 reps
4. Legs – Leg Extensions – 4 sets of 10 reps
5. Biceps – Barbell Bicep Curls – 3 sets of 10 reps
6. Triceps – Triceps Rope Pushdowns – 3 sets of 15 reps
Fun fact of the week (8/22):
The green code in The Matrix was actually created from symbols in the code designer’s wife’s sushi cookbook.
Tip of the week (8/15):
In case you weren't aware, the "C" button will clear all input to your calculator.
The "CE" button clears the most recent entry so that if you make a mistake in a long computation, you don't have to start over.
Now you can stop pressing them both because you don't know which one does what.
Joke of the week (8/15):
I love the way the earth rotates.
It really makes my day.
Backwards statement of the week (8/15):
.again try ,try succeed don't you first at If
Fun fact of the week (8/15):
Canada has 20% of the world's fresh water.
Tip of the week (8/8):
Eggs are good for your health, but sometimes we get tired of eating them. Add some butter, chocolate, sugar, flour, and then bake it all together to spice them up a little bit.
Joke of the week (8/8):
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Morse code message of the week (8/8):
.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / .... --- .-.. -.. / .- / ... .--. . -.-. .. .- .-.. / .--. .-.. .- -.-. . / .. -. / --- ..- .-. / .... . .- .-. - ... .-.-.-
Fun fact of the week (8/8):
In 2016, Mozart Sold More CDs than Beyoncé.
Hopefully he doesn't spend all of his royalty money in one place...
Tip of the week (8/1):
No ice for drinks?
Use frozen vegetables.
#problemsolving
Joke of the week (8/1):
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
"Seeing if you're paying attention while you scroll through old posts" of the week (8/1):
Your pants are unzipped.
Fun fact of the week (8/1):
Bill Gates bought "Codex Leicester" - one of Leonardo Di Vinci’s scientific journals - for $30.8 million.
Tip of the week (7/25):
No matter how nice the hand soap smells, never walk out of the restroom sniffing your finger.
Joke of the week (7/25):
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
"Something a dad would say" of the week (7/25):
(While pointing a stud finder at his chest):
"Found one!"
Fun fact of the week (7/25):
Humans are the only animals that blush.
Tip of the week (7/18):
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Joke of the week (7/18):
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
GPS instruction of the week (7/18):
In .3 miles, turn left onto Paris avenue.
Fun fact of the week (7/18):
Oxford university is older than the Aztecs.
Tip of the week (7/11):
How to twerk -
Step 1: Reconsider
Joke of the week (7/11):
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke.
Scat expression of the week (7/11):
Shoo diddly bop bop boo neeno zay.
Deep... So deep.
Fun fact of the week (7/11):
Using headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
A podcast a day does NOT keep the ear doctor away.
Tip of the week (7/4):
If you accidentally close a browser tab, CTRL + SHIFT + T will reopen it for you.
Joke of the week (7/4):
They all laughed at me when I told them one day I would discover the secret to invisibility.
If only they could see me now...
Weird North Korean law of the week (7/4):
Making international calls is a crime in North Korea. In 2007, a man who made several international calls was killed.
Fun fact of the week (7/4):
Richard Stockton, a lawyer from New Jersey, became the only signer of the Declaration of Independence to recant his support of the revolution after being captured by the British in November 1776 and thrown in jail.
Tip of the week (6/27):
If you stare at something you dropped on the ground, eventually someone will pick it up for you.
Joke of the week (6/27):
My wife told me I need to stop playing Wonderwall on guitar.
I said maybe.
Boring, unsung "hero" of the week (6/27):
Dan Bricklin - Inventor of the spreadsheet.
Fun fact of the week (6/27):
The first person convicted of speeding was going eight mph.
Tip of the week (6/20):
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Who needs GPS when you have us?
Joke of the week (6/20):
There are three types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.
2. Those who can't.
Lame superpower of the week (6/20):
The ability to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile with a single glance!
*Queue dramatic super hero music*
Fun fact of the week (6/20):
"Uncle Phil" from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air voiced "Shredder" in the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Tip of the week (6/13):
Never, under ANY circumstance, turn the furnace on in your igloo.
Joke of the week (6/13):
Today at the bank an elderly woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Historical moment of the week (6/13):
On June 13, 1978, the movie musical “Grease,” starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, had its world premiere in New York.
Fun fact of the week (6/13):
A typical microwave oven consumes more electricity powering its digital clock than it does heating food.
That's why they say "Time fries when you're heating food.". Or something like that.
Tip of the week (6/6):
Don't let your death be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
Joke of the week (6/6):
I thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
Mismatched socks of the week (6/6):
One sock has a cat in a santa hat and the other sock has images of little open windows all over it.
Fun fact of the week (6/6):
Bubbles pop when the water in the bubble evaporates. If you want stronger bubbles, try adding glycerine into the bubble solution. It strengthens the bubble by keeping the water from evaporating quickly.
Tip of the week (5/30):
If you do something bad, make sure there is someone else around to blame.
Joke of the week (5/30):
If I got $.50 for every failed math test, I'd have $6.30 right now.
Motherly words of the week (5/30):
Bring your jacket with you in case it gets chilly. And wear sunscreen. Oh, and keep your phone on you. I packed a few sandwiches for you too in case you get hungry. Also, be polite.
Fun fact of the week (5/30):
Llama poop has almost no odor. Llama farmers refer to llama manure as "llama beans."
Tip of the week (5/23):
When you get a new TV and put the box out on the curb by the trash can, make sure it's in front of a neighbor's house so they get robbed instead of you.
Joke of the week (5/23):
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Foreign language of the week (5/23):
Silbo Gomero - A language used on the coast of Spain and consisting entirely of whistles.
Fun fact of the week (5/23):
The motto on the first U.S. coin was "Mind your business". It was on the one cent "Fugio" coin designed by Benjamin Franklin in 1787.
Easy math problem of the week (5/9):
C=
5/9
(F−32)
This equation shows how temperature F, measured in degrees Fahrenheit, relates to a temperature C, measured in degrees Celsius. Based on the equation, which of the following must be true?
I. A temperature increase of 1 degree Fahrenheit is equivalent to a temperature increase of
5/9
degree Celsius.
II. A temperature increase of 1 degree Celsius is equivalent to a temperature increase of 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit.
III. A temperature increase of
5/9
degree Fahrenheit is equivalent to a temperature increase of 1 degree Celsius.
Tip of the week (5/2):
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
Joke of the week (5/2):
British people say "I'm Bri ish."
They probably drank the "T".
To-do list of the week (5/2):
1. Start a to-do list.
2.
Fun fact of the week (5/2):
"Fes" from That 70's Show was actually an acronym for "Foreign Exchange Student". You never hear his real name in the show.
Tip of the week (4/25):
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
Joke of the week (4/25):
If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives don't open it.
It's spam.
Slow animal of the week (4/25):
Russian tortoise.
WE CAN'T ALWAYS BE INTERESTING, OK??
Fun fact of the week (4/25):
11% of the entire English language is just the letter "E".
Don't get a big head, E. You're not special.
W don't vn nd you, s?
Tip of the week (4/18):
When you see someone crying ask if it's because of their haircut.
Joke of the week (4/18):
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
Dance move of the week (4/18):
"The possessed hand."
Look it up. Make it happen.
Fun fact of the week (4/18):
Jupiter is the fastest spinning planet in the solar system. It only takes about 10 hours to complete a full rotation on its axis.
Tip of the week (4/11):
In case you have a phone with no flashlight, take a picture of the sun during the day so you can use it as a light at night.
Joke of the week (4/11):
Some people just have a way with words, and other people not have way.
Weather forecast of the week (4/11):
In your area there could be some precipitation. Temperatures will likely range from -50 degrees to 130 degrees, so prepare for anything.
Fun fact of the week (4/11):
The first recorded recipe for ketchup included the intestine, stomach, and bladder of the yellow fish, shark, and mullet.
Who's hungry??
Tip of the week (3/28):
If you start every phone call with "My phone is almost dead" you can hang up any time you want.
Joke of the week (3/28):
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
Cool place of the week (3/28):
Cool, California.
Population: 4,100
It may not really be cool, but it's really Cool.
Fun fact of the week (3/28):
Press releases for the [non-existent] New York City April Fools’ Day Parade have been issued every year since 1986.
Wear your dunce cap and we'll see you there!
Tip of the week (3/21):
Carrying things makes you look busy.
Make it an empty box with no labels to add to the mystery while also sparing your lower back.
Joke of the week (3/21):
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Fashion advice of the week (3/21):
Keep your clothes when they go out of style because they'll be "in" again in about 20-30 years.
We're kind of not joking with this one.
Fun fact of the week (3/21):
If Earth rotated on an axis perpendicular to the plane of its orbit around the sun rather than on a 23.4º tilt, there would be no variation in day lengths and no variation in seasons.
Tip of the week (3/14):
If you're tired of having to boil water for dinner throughout the week, just heat up bottles of water every Sunday and freeze them to save them for later use.
Joke of the week (3/14):
Our three favorite things are eating our family and not using commas.
Snow sport of the week (3/14):
Skijoring - Mushing behind a couple of dogs across the snow while the musher rides on a pair of skis.
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Fun fact of the week (3/14):
Your odds of finding a 4-leaf-clover are about 1 in 10,000. Coincidentally, being injured by a toilet has the same odds.
Moral of the story: If you find a 4-leaf-clover, you'd better start peeing outside.
Tip of the week (3/7):
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Joke of the week (3/7):
We bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
World record of the week (3/7):
U.S. resident Donald A. Gorske consumed his 26,000th McDonald's Big Mac on October 11, 2012 — after 40 years of eating Big Macs on a daily basis.
He's also not overweight which, in itself, may be a more impressive feat.
Fun fact of the week (3/7):
The most dangerous animal in the grand canyon is the rock squirrel. Every year, dozens of visitors are bitten when they try to feed them.
I think they call that "natural selection".
Tip of the week (2/28):
Stock up on toothbrushes. They'll be worth their weight in gold during the zombie apocalypse.
Joke of the week (2/28):
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? We do.
Robot poem of the week (2/28):
Beep boop...
Beep beep boop...
Booooop beep boop...
Beep.
Fun fact of the week (2/28):
Your stomach manufactures a new lining every three days to avoid digesting itself.
It's literally its own worst enemy. Well, that and Mexican food.
Tip of the week (2/21):
When thinking of baby names, try to come up with all of the words that rhyme with it that would hurt the kid's feelings before making your final decision. Kids are mean.
Joke of the week (2/21):
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Some jokes are pure gold. Others are moldy rocks that have been peed on. You get a little bit of both with us.
Weird word of the week (2/21):
Nudiustertian - The day before yesterday.
Yes, it sounds more offensive than it's actual definition. Sorry to disappoint.
Fun fact of the week (2/21):
February is one of the most misspelled words in the English language. Even the White House has misprinted the word in a press release.
Tip of the week (2/14):
If you haven't gotten anything for your valentine yet, it's not too late to make macaroni artwork. If they don't appreciate it, then they're not "the one".
Joke of the week (2/14):
Why can't your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
We're running out of good material but at least it's not obvious...
Serious moment of the week (2/14):
Rocks. Dirt. Clouds. Trees.
There. Now you got your break from the monotony of the non-stop laughs that we provide. We hope you're happy.
Fun fact of the week (2/14):
Americans spent over $25 billion on Valentine's Day gifts last year.
By the way, your significant other said they secretly want Allenge Chaccepted for Valentine's Day this year, so we wouldn't recommend disappointing them. But, you know, get flowers or whatever...
Tip of the week (2/7):
Keep your spare house key in your house so no one can steal it. Take that, thieves!
(This may be our most solid advice yet.)
Joke of the week (2/7):
What did the man with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves! Just kidding. We don't know what he got because he hasn't opened it yet.
Unfortunate death of the week (2/7):
Arthur Aston - 1649
Cause: Beaten to death with a wooden leg.
Fun fact of the week (2/7):
"Psycho" was the first U.S. film to feature a toilet flushing.
If this is the million dollar question on a game show that you're on one day, you owe us half.
Tip of the week (1/24):
During a sunrise, if you throw a smooth rock at just the right angle, you can actually see the light reflect off of it the split second before it hits a cop car and you go to jail.
Joke of the week (1/24):
My wife told me I need to quit playing "Wonderwall" on the guitar.
I said maybe...
(You can't see it, but we're taking a bow and you're throwing money at us.)
Misheard song lyric of the week (1/24):
In the song "I want to hold your hand" by The Beatles, many believed they were saying "I get high" when they were actually saying "I can't hide".
Fun fact of the week (1/24):
Japanese Yubari cantaloupes are the most expensive fruit in the world;.
Two melons once sold at auction for $23,500.
Note to self: Plant Japanese Yubari cantaloupe trees tomorrow.
Tip of the week (1/17):
Every time you spill something on your carpet, just buy a new rug to cover it up. Then, when you have a big enough collection of rugs from all of the spills, open a rug store and sell them.
We'll accept 30% of the profits for the idea. You're welcome.
Joke of the week (1/17):
Dogs can't do x-rays...
But cats can.
Famous purple dinosaur of the week (1/17):
Dino from the Flintstones.
You thought we were going to say Barney. Don't lie.
Fun fact of the week (1/17):
South Dakota has a palace made entirely out of corn.
Hopefully it doesn't get too hot there and start raining oil.
Tip of the week (1/3):
When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, put the jelly on first so that the peanut butter slides off of the knife more easily.
Where else can you find these brilliant nuggets of knowledge?
Nowhere. That's where.
Joke of the week (1/3):
A farmer in a field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
We can still be friends, right?
Right?...
Hard-to-find book of the week (1/3):
"How to Make Things Invisible".
Fun fact of the week (1/3):
In the next 20-40 million years Mars’ largest moon Phobos will be torn apart by gravitational forces leading to the creation of a ring that could last up to 100 million years.
Someone must like it if they're finally putting a ring on it.
Ok, that's the last one, sorry.
Tip of the week (12/27):
To get twice the use out of your toilet paper, follow these instructions:
1. Wipe
2. Flip it over
3. Wipe again
Let us know how it goes.
Joke of the week (12/27):
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
You should have pretty low expectations of us by now. Hopefully we're meeting them.
Coordinate of the week (12/27):
90 degrees North.
135 degrees West.
Fun fact of the week (12/27):
Chionophobia is the persistent fear of snow, especially becoming trapped by snow.
To all of the chionophobics out there, we hope you're having a great winter!
Tip of the week (12/13):
If you ever only have $1 in your bank account and it's making you bummed out, just turn the 1 sideways so it looks like a minus sign and you'll be reminded that it could always be worse.
Joke of the week (12/13):
Whoever invented "knock knock" jokes should get a no bell prize.
Famous steamboat captain of the week (12/13):
Joseph LaBarge.
Yes, that's a real name and steamboat captain.
Obviously you still don't believe us, so go look him up and then come back and apologize.
Fun fact of the week (12/13):
Of the twenty wealthiest people in the world, fourteen are US citizens.
And not one of them has bought Allenge Chaccepted.
The ball's in your court now, richies.
Tip of the week (12/6):
If you get home and think someone you don't know is in your house hiding, just yell out "Marco". They have to yell out "Polo" if they're a decent person. If you don't hear "Polo", it's probably a murderer or something. Don't go in.
Joke of the week (12/6):
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
We'll show ourselves out...
Crazy story of the week (12/6):
The biography of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Fun fact of the week (12/6):
A full NASA space suit costs $12,000,000.
Hmmmm... Buy a space suit or buy 12 million things from the dollar menu? Decisions, decisions..
Tip of the week (11/22):
High fives are equally insensitive toward short people and people with no arms. Start giving congratulatory winks instead. Well, then blind people are left out. Hmmm.. Actually, we'll have to get back to you on this one.
Joke of the week (11/22):
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Game of the week (11/22):
The game. You all just lost.
If you don't get this one, look it up. Then you'll lose again.
Fun fact of the week (11/22):
The world's quietest room is located at Microsoft's headquarters in Washington state.
It must be made of gold... Get it? Because silence is golden.. You know what, nevermind.
Tip of the week (11/15):
Whenever you drop something, say "I'll just put that right there.". Then it looks like you did it on purpose.
Joke of the week (11/15):
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
Horoscope of the week (11/15):
You'll get so much accomplished this week if you go to places and do things. Some bad things might happen, but if they don't happen, some good things might happen instead. Also, look out for the color blue. It could mean something or nothing.
Fun fact of the week (11/15):
The heart of the blue whale, the largest animal on earth, is five feet long and weighs 400 pounds. The whale in total weighs 40,000 pounds.
Talk about a heavy heart...
Please don't hurt us for that one.
Tip of the week (11/1):
When you see someone you don't want to talk to, put your phone to your ear and say something loud and embarrassing so they won't bother you.
This also works if the police are trying to arrest you.
*We are legally obligated to tell you that this does not actually work if the police are trying to arrest you*
Joke of the week (11/1):
I used to have two kidneys. Then I grew up.
Now I have two adult knees.
Riddle of the week (11/1):
Wee little man in a red coat,
Staff in his hand, stone in his throat.
What is he?
Email the answer to [email protected] for a special treat!
Fun fact of the week (11/1):
It takes 10 lbs. of milk to make 1 lb. of cheese.
This is why the Milky Way is 10 times bigger than the Cheesy Way.
It's science.
Tip of the week (10/25):
Use toothpaste to clear up hazy car headlights.
Yes, sometimes we have serious and helpful tips. Get over it.
Joke of the week (10/25):
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
"You know, one would have been enough."
Real Yelp review of the week (10/25):
Niagara Falls:
“Lots of water...didn't get wet as advertised. no barrels, no tightrope, no nothing. I did however get pink eye from the view finder... this is not okay.” - Wolf P.
Fun fact of the week (10/25):
Goosebumps are meant to ward off predators.
Now, when a lion is chasing you down, you can just flash it your arm and you'll be good. Let us know how it goes.
Tip of the week (10/11):
If someone introduces themselves and you don't want them to forget your name, just tell them you have the same name. That should be easy for them to remember.
Joke of the week (10/11):
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
One of these days we'll have to start charging for the absurd amount of phenomenal entertainment we provide on this site...
Superpower of the week (10/11):
The ability to make people forget what they were about to say.
Imagine how useful that would actually be.
Seriously.
Fun fact of the week (10/11):
Wombats are the only animal whose poop is cube-shaped. This is due to how its intestines form the feces. The animals then stack the cubes to mark their territory.
Take THAT, Lego.
Tip of the week (10/4):
If you buy ice cream for someone and take too long to give it to them, you actually bought sweet soup for someone.
Joke of the week (10/4):
We invented a new word: Plagiarism!
Sports team of the week (10/4):
The Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders.
The team chant is "Don't ask!.. Please, just... don't ask."
Fun fact of the week (10/4):
There are an estimated 75 to 100 trillion cells in the human body. It is believed by scientists that there are more bacteria in your body than the number of cells in your body.
Geez, ever heard of a shower?
Tip of the week (9/20):
If you want to get in shape, use the stairs instead of the escalator.
If you want to get in even BETTER shape, instead of using the stairs, walk UP the "down" escalator. Also, push people over the edge while you do it to get an upper body workout.
Joke of the week (9/20):
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Insult of the week (9/20):
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Fun fact of the week (9/20):
The total weight of skin on an average adult human is 6 lb.
Now you have an excuse for having to wear stretchy pants on Thanksgiving.
Tip of the week (9/13):
If someone starts talking to you about Star Wars and you aren't interested, just tell them that George Lucas is your uncle and you already know what they're going to say.
Joke of the week (9/13):
If a child doesn't lay down during their nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Event of the week (9/13):
Armageddon.
If we're wrong, meh.
If we're right, it will be the most depressing "I told you so." in recorded history.
Fun fact of the week (9/13):
Sea otters hold hands while they sleep to avoid drifting apart.
Insert "Awww" here.
Tip of the week (9/6):
The next time you need to sharpen a pencil, just throw it away instead. That's how you assert your dominance and show writing utensils who's boss. There's always another pencil out there somewhere ready to be used.
Joke of the week (9/6):
I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
Shape of the week (9/6):
Trapezoid. Yeah...
Fun fact of the week (9/6):
A brain freeze is really a sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
But you already knew that.
Tip of the week (8/30):
If you're right-handed, don't buy a left-handed screwdriver. They cost more.
Joke of the week (8/30):
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
We accept gratuity.
Movie quote of the week (8/30):
"If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
(If you know the movie this came from, share this on our Facebook page with the answer!)
Fun fact of the week (8/30):
Small spiders don't jump using muscles. Instead, they control the blood pressure in their legs like a hydraulic system to propel them upwards.
See? Nothing to be scared of.
Tip of the week (8/23):
If you're ever hanging from a cliff by one hand and your other hand has two doughnuts in it, put one of them in your mouth to kind of balance your weight a little bit.
Joke of the week (8/23):
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent...
Darwin moment of the week (8/23):
A man called 911 asking for an ambulance. He was out of breath because he was running from the police.
Dumb people are real. Don't be one of them.
Fun fact of the week (8/23):
A study found that goats can differentiate between human facial expressions and prefer to interact with happy people.
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Tip of the week (8/16):
If you alternate saying "What??", "Right", and "That's crazy" about every 20 seconds during a person's boring, long-winded story, you can usually buy at least 5 minutes before you actually have to start listening.
Joke of the week (8/16):
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
Prediction of the week (8/16):
At some point this week, someone in the U.S. will say "It is what it is" when something bad happens.
Please don't let it be you.
Fun Fact of the week (8/16):
The Danish language has no word for "please".
Rude.
Tip of the week (8/9):
If you have a squeaky door hinge, there's an easy 2-step process to ensure the squeak goes away:
1. Remove the door
2. Don't put the door back on
Joke of the week (8/9):
5/4 of people are bad with fractions.
Thought-provoking moment of the week (8/9):
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it's a scream?...
Fun fact of the week (8/9):
Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.
Mondays just can't catch a break.
Tip of the week (8/2):
If your snowboard ever breaks in half, now you have skis.
Joke of the week (8/2):
My wife got really mad at me for not having any sense of direction, so I packed my bags and I right.
Observation of the week (8/2):
Tree houses are the biggest insult to a tree. "Here, I killed your friend. Hold him."
Fun fact of the week (8/2):
In one day, one large tree can lift up to 100 gallons of water out of the ground and discharge it into the air.
But surely it's equally impressive that you were able to binge watch a show on Netflix...
Tip of the week (7/26):
When you're starting a fire, make sure you're not in a building. Unless, of course, that building has a fireplace, in which case you should only start a fire in THAT place.
Joke of the week (7/26):
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
New invention of the week - COVID Edition (7/26):
Shirt sleeves with built-in hand sanitizer dispensers. We only ask for half of the profits.
Fun fact of the week (7/26):
Your brain weighs 3 pounds. So did Einstein's. Sooo.. Yeah... Quit slacking.
Tip of the week (7/19):
If you're having trouble sleeping, one remedy is to lie down and put both arms out in front of you, palms facing up. Then, slowly drop them down to your sides as you count down from 20. Next, breathe in deeply and hold it while you think of a leaf-covered path in the forest and a soft breeze blowing through the trees. After that, have a large man punch you hard enough to make you unconscious.
Joke of the week (7/19):
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.".
Quote of the week (7/19):
"Stop. Collaborate and listen." - George Washington
Fun fact of the week (7/19):
The reason Lego people have holes through their heads from the top to the bottom is so that if a baby/child gets it stuck in their throat, they can still breathe through it. This also helps in the case of dumb adults.
Tip of the week (7/12):
If you're ever considering doing something that makes you a bad person, maybe just.. you know... don't do that thing..?
Joke of the week (7/12):
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
Partial recipe of the week (7/12):
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich -
Ingredients:
1. Bread
2. Peanut butter
3.
Fun fact of the week (7/12):
Honey doesn't spoil. It'll be worth its weight in gold during the apocalypse, so stock up now. You're welcome.
Tip of the week (7/5):
20%. 25% if they refill your drink a lot.
Joke of the week (7/5):
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Artistic moment of the week (7/5):
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme.
This one doesn't.
Fun fact of the week (7/5):
The CIA once had a program where they trained cats to be spies.
We can't make this stuff up.